May 2009
6 posts
Giving up for a while..
So when you finally feel like you can’t go on any further with the whole dating thing…just give up. For a while, not forever…but try not to think about it because fuck it’s depressing.
There’s a few things I’ve learned about dating while I was online though.
1) Online dating is time consuming, but worth it if you think you found the right girl. I guess dating...
Wolverine Review (no headphones)
April 2009
15 posts
Why you shouldn't waste your money on X-Men... →
WatchThe Cat Old Married Couple. The black cat (quite obviously the husband) just wants to hang out and get drunk. But the orange cat (most obviously the wife) wants to have a discussion about how she feels.
WatchSnakes on a Plane edit
“Sometimes when life lacks magic you just need to do a little fuckin’...”
– Jordan Lavin, Friend & Mentor
WatchThe internet has a new favourite parody. Well okay, I guess it’s just me.
“The best things in life aren’t things.”
The Cab Ride I’ll Never Forget
“I don’t think that I have done anything more important in my life…”
Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living.
It was a cowboy’s life, a life for someone who wanted no boss.
What I didn’t realize was that it was also a ministry.
Because I drove the night shift, my cab became a moving confessional. Passengers climbed in, sat behind me in total anonymity, and told me about their lives. I...
"Hunter Prey" Trailer →
Sandy Collora introduced the world to his short fan made movie “Batman: Dead End” which was actually amazing for a fan movie. You can watch it here, http://tinyurl.com/ywsuds
Now he’s combined ConAir, Predator & Pitch Black to create a feature film that actually looks pretty damn good for someone with no budget!
Another Upside to Internet Dating
Let me paint you an over exageratted picture.
You walk into a bar. You’ve had to shower, look yourself over fifty times, do your hair, shave etc.. and then get to the bar and you have to spend money on a drink. You scope out the bar. There’s 10 sexy ladies in the place (this never happens, but it’s a very good night apparently). You see that 4 of them have rings. 3 of them have...
March 2009
12 posts
The Upside to Internet Dating
Yes, there is an upside to intenet dating!
I’ve been internet dating without success for years and years, but you know what I’ve learned? How to say no to things I don’t like in a girl. This isn’t picky, it’s just knowing what you want which is never ever a bad thing. Even if you never get a response, or never get a bite on your internet dating website,...
How to Successfully Open & Close a Bar
Before I begin with this helpful hint, I would like to just point out that I have never done this before. The maximum amount of time I’ve spent in a bar was this St. Patrick’s Day, but we fell short of our goal. At the 11th hour we departed the pub.(11am - 10pm-ish). Follow these steps to pick up where I fell.
Do not attempt to open & close a bar on a holiday, like St....
The Ken Burger
When you find something in this world that makes you feel amazing from your feet to your head you hold on to it. When something grabs hold of you and makes you feel like you’re the luckiest person on earth to discover such an incredible thing, are you really going to let it go? No way, you’re going to run out and find that feeling again. My bro Jordan and I had that feeling last...
The Twitter Trend
First and foremost this will be the last time this week I reference Twitter.
In the span of a week I feel the world has sort of left Facebook to opt for status updates of 140 characters. Now this isn’t to say that everyone is on board with the Twitter madness but my roommate, Catherine, said something that I thought important enough to include in this social networking entry.
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For the twitter heads. →
Twitter Head
So I’ve caved after a chat with my new roommate, Catherine - and also because people around the office are all a’buzz about TWITTER. So I’ve joined. And you know what, there’s something kind of cool about it - you can follow the Real Neil Patrick Harris apparently! Dude, that’s sweet!
My twitter page - http://www.twitter.com/jesterjay
NPH’s twitter page -...
How Do You Know If Someone Is Attracted To You?
Pay attention to the eyes. Research from the University of Florida shows that when someone’s attracted to you, their eyes open wider and their pupils get larger.
Check their posture. Someone who likes you will lean toward you. Also, they won’t do things like look around the room or check their watch.
When you’re in a group: Look at their feet. David Givens, author of Love Signals: A...
175 Reasons to Love Toronto →
I know a lot of you out there reading this aren’t from Toronto, and most of you might despise us Torontonians, but if you lived here…you’d get it.
Watchmen Discussion on 98.1 CHFI
February 2009
8 posts
Entering the World of Girls
My best friend, my roommate and my ultra guy buddy just was offered a terrific job out of town. So he’s moving out. I’ve decided to do the same. There have been too many challenges of beer guzzling, Wii golf and light saber duels at our place to simply find a new roommate. No, my time is done at this apartment. So I thought it best to find a new place, with new roommates, closer to the...
High School Musical Hudgens in "Dead @ 17" film?
Lorenzo di Bonaventura is producing and Vanessa Hudgens is being pursued to star in a film adaptation of the comic series “Dead @ 17” according to Comics on Comics.
Comic creator Josh Howard says that Mike Dougherty (“X2,” “Superman Returns”) is adapting the screenplay based on his four-issue mini-series.
The storyline follows a 17-year-old girl named Nara...
WatchCheck out this incredible fan made trailer for the upcoming “Lord of the Rings” 40-minute indie tribute film “The Hunt for Gollum”. Though the film was shot on a budget of just £3000, you’d never know it judging from the trailer below which makes it look like it cost a hell of a lot more.
The film will go live online in full on May 3rd, further details are up on the...
WatchFinally, Today’s big thing gets it bang on!
“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads...”
– Thomas Jefferson
WatchWhat a finale!
WatchThis is so true.
January 2009
14 posts
Everything changes
As life goes on, everything changes. This is something I’ve come to realize in my 27 years here. Everything changes.
Today, my manager and friend Vicky was let go today. Everything changes.
With the economy looking the way it is we only need one person to do all the work that she does on a daily basis. Everything changes.
I’m really going to miss her guidance and warmth. ...
Jinxed
Maybe, just maybe, I’m jinxed. Maybe, just maybe, when I tell people I have a shot with a girl it clinches it’s failure.
Maybe, just maybe, love does suck.
One decision at a time. That's life.
A decision is only crazy from the perspective of someone else. To the person making the decision..it is only that. A decision. And why should someone base the decisions of their own life on someone else’s idea that the decision may be crazy. There is only decisions. One at first. And then another. It’s only one life, and that life is yours alone to live. Crazy. Tame. Lame....
WatchProp 8 The Musical
Watch“Star Wars” meets “Color of Money.” (not canadian spelling)
WatchThis may very well be the most awesome thing on the planet.
WatchBill O’Reilly Flip Out
WatchOne of the best viral videos of 2008!
WatchOk, I know it’s bad…but I really couldn’t stop laughing!