The Upside to Internet Dating
Yes, there is an upside to intenet dating!
I’ve been internet dating without success for years and years, but you know what I’ve learned? How to say no to things I don’t like in a girl. This isn’t picky, it’s just knowing what you want which is never ever a bad thing. Even if you never get a response, or never get a bite on your internet dating website, don’t be discouraged. In your mind you’ll remember the type of girls that you don’t want. And I can usually tell now just from one picture the type of girl I DON’T WANT! Check it:
- Too skinny - I want a girl who’s going to pick at my left overs!
- Too big - I want a girl who can fit through my closet size bedroom door.
- No smile - I want a girl who can emote. If a girl has ten pictures and she’s not smiling in any, that tells me she will never be fun.
- Too much cleavage - I don’t want to marry a hoe bag…date one…nevermind
- Too dressy - I like lounging around the house and the yard in my pj’s, you better get used to scrubs.
- Too much make up - Can you say high maintenance
- Mirror pictures - If you have no friends and have to take a picture of yourself in the mirror…I’m out.
- Photoshopped scribbles over another guy - That could be me one day, and that sucks. Besides if you know how to scribble out in photoshop, you can probably crop out the other guy completely…you just got lazy.
- Smoker - if you’re smoking in a picture - gross. Don’t care how much I’d have sex with you…I’m out.
And on the flip side here are a couple of things I just react to and have to send messages when I see:
- Laughing - No one is not attractive when they’re laughing out loud. It’s cute.
- Beer in hand - If someone’s tipping a bottle of beer or raising a pint glass, that’s key to my heart.
- A smile in every picture - Someone who actually is down to earth.
- A goofy picture - Definitely a turn on. If you can laugh at yourself, you’re ahead of the pack.
- A dog - I want a dog. If you have one, I’m in.
- Modest clothing - Definitely a turn on for most guys because you can probably bring it when you need to, but your girl next door qualities make you a candidate for a dinner with Mom and Pops.
This is just a few of the things I’ve learned. Leave a comment of the things you may have learned in your internet dating travels!
3 years ago